AtlantaVol's Florida Game FU Instead of Good Bad, and Ugly

FU Instead of GBU!!!

Lets see, where do I start?

1) FU to PF who has sucked the life out of the entire UT Football program. Even getting Al Wilson back on the field to fire up the crowd/team for one game was way too little and way too late. FU to PF for playing a QB as bad as Crompton and still playing him until the bitter end instead of giving your backups some PT. FU Fulmer for starting out your Presser with the obligatory "It is all on us Coaches when we play this bad" and then, in almost the same breath let out the "we told the punter to punt it to the sideline and he punted a low kick to the middle of the field". Just FU Fulmer since I don't really care anymore and most other fans don't either!!!

2) FU Mike Hamilton for the Neyland Renovation and "management". Yea, it "looks" nice in the West Concourse at first glance. But try to get into the Mens Bathroom at halftime or even during the first quarter and the line is 20 yards OUTSIDE the bathrooms!!! Now I know what it has been like to be a female trying to take a leak at Neyland- damn near piss in your pants impossible. But hey, I channeled Jethro Bodine and noodled out that you MUST go in the EXIT door and avoid the monster line! But then you take a leak and go to wash your paws only to find out they are out of Fooking Soap by the end of the FIRST Quarter!!! And not only that but they are out of paper towels at the same time! May not sound like a big deal and it really isn't, but it is a microcosm of the "management" that is the UTAD. All "looks" and no substance!!! So FU Mikey Hamilton for giving that Philapotamous a huge raise and an extension which will just make it harder to can his ass unless he gets charged with Manslaughter after running over three young kids in his mad rush for the Opening Bell at the Shoney's Buffet some Sunday am!

3) Another FU to the UTAD with the frickin scoreboard which is tiny and full of advertisements. But even worse- FAR WORSE- is the loud assed almost Metal Rock music they were playing before the game started- right up until the kickoff!!! Talk about taking away from the college experience and trying to act like the NBA!!! Just FOOK the whole UTAD and whatever Rat they rode in on!

4) FU Shill Overstreet you dumbass!! Your dumb ass about got me killed by running off the Interstate driving home, when I about busted a gut laughing at your ass after you got PUNKED big time!!! Had to be a MonVol or a kindred spirit who called into the postgame show and then said something like this "It was a disappointing day but John Crompton really throws a nice long ball. But I am very concerned that he may have lost the Heisman today. What do you guys think about his chances for the Heisman now? I will hang up and listen to your answer". Well, ole Shill Overstreet bites Hook, Line, and Sinker and says something like "I don't mean to be mean but Crompton just needs to win some games before we can think about individual awards like that". Wilkerson, his sidekick, then chimes in with "Uh, Will, I think it was the caller who was being mean". Good Fooking job whoever that caller was!!!

5) FU Dada Crompton you arrogant Little League parent! How dare you spout off to the KNS back in early August about how you were glad Cut was gone and how Clawson was a "Godsend to Jon". You then went on to say that Jon felt he was one of the very best QB's in the country and you didn't really care if that was arrogant or not! Well Dumbass- you son just get De-cleated by a #175-180 CB from the Gaytors and THEN got up talking smack (when down 27-0 BTW) with the WRONG Gaytor player! And Jonny Boy- what the FOOK do you think you are doing taking off running on 3rd and Fooking 17 to go!!! And the play that beat it all was after he scored the TD on the QB sneak, he jumps up and starts RUNNING OFF THE FIELD. Two UT players coming into the game catch his ass before he gets to the sideline and probably say " Hey Cro Magnum, did you forget that we were lined up for a 2 point conversion down on the other end of the field before the ref ruled that it wasn't a TD yet?"

6) And FU Verizon Wireless! I see our POS Politicain HC was hawking Verizon on the midget Jumbotron we have but I could not even get a Fooking Signal from my Verizon phone out in the concourse at half time. I then walked outside at Gate 21 where all the smokers were and still could not get a signal to make a fooking phone call! Ironically I got a call from VolDave during Cromptons running off thye field after scoring the TD and I could hear him perfectly sitting in my seats. It was nice and silent to chat on the phone sitting in the seats at Neyland! Hey Verizon, if you are going to advertise at Neyland with our POS HC on the jumbotron, then how about slapping a Cell Phone tower on top of said Jumbotron so folks with Verizon phones can actually uhhhhhh USE THE FOOKING PHONES!!!!

Just like everything with the UTAD- all smack talk and no real substance!

I am sure I will think of some more FU's and will edit later!